i would not want to be named bert because every time you made a decision someone would be like are you sherbert
your name is bert isnt it
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
I like how Jared fumbles long enough to compensate Jensen’s extra movements and synchronise the flips.
And now I can’t stop watching this. It’s like a ballet. A manly, manly ballet.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.
it’s not so much a storm, but just a cloud that lives inside of me.